Columbus Closed His Diary and Went Ashore

If I ever get sad, I just remember that Joss Whedon actually did this

It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fat of the matter was that the disc was manifestly transversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists’ houses and smashing their windows.
Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic (via discworldquotes)

Picture a tall, dark figure, surrounded by cornfields…

NO YOU CAN’T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT? THE DEATH OF RATS WOULD RIDE SOME KIND OF DOG.

Picture more fields, a great horizon-spanning network of fields, rolling in gentle waves…

DON’T ASK ME, I DON’T KNOW. SOME KIND OF TERRIER, MAYBE.

…fields of corn, alive whispering in the breeze…

RIGHT, AND THE DEATH OF FLEAS CAN RIDE IT TOO. THAT WAY YOU KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.

…awaiting the clockwork of the seasons.

METAPHORICALLY.

Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man (via cellularpeptide)
kart0ffel:

graysonmccoy:

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder 

he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all

kart0ffel:

graysonmccoy:

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder 

he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.
Terry Pratchett—Night Watch (via n0b0by)

books-are-freedom:

95% sure that this perfectly described girl scouts

Know your butterflies : A Primer

Know your butterflies : A Primer

finniecresta:

Reverse the polarity! 

coffeeandrain-itsallthesame:

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!